they dread. These phrases are the stuff of men’s nightmares. And the scariest part is, some of us don’t realize we’re saying the wrong things. So to set the record straight, I turned to my male friends and asked them the top things they never want to hear in bed. Some are blatantly obvious. Others, maybe not so much.
To help us all understand why these sayings should be off-limits, I’ve included what men actually hear when you drop these sex bombs.
1. You say: “Are you close?”
He hears: Would you hurry up? I’m bored!
2. You say: “Is it in yet?”
He hears: You’re so small, I can’t even feel it. “Or I wonder if her ex was huge,” says one friend.
3. You say: “Let’s finish.”
He hears: You suck at this whole sex thing. “Not pleasing your woman is a big no-no,” another friend says.
4. You say: “Oh, John!”—when his name is actually Nando. Whoops!
He hears: Oh, John! (And the sound of his erection taking a nose-dive.)
5. You say: … (nothing)
He hears: The crickets in the distance. “I figure I must be doing things all wrong,” says yet another friend. “That, or she fell asleep.”
6. You say: “Don’t do that.”
He hears: That doesn’t feel good. “I don’t mind constructive criticism,” says one guy, “but at least tell me what I can do instead to make you feel good.”
7. You say: “My ex used to…”
He hears: You’re not as good as my ex, and I wish I was with him instead.
Have you ever said something in bed with a man that you wish you hadn’t, or that he reacted to badly? What was it?
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